a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate
Well, the roof is on fire, my kitchen’s in shambles, an Orc on a motorcycle came riding down a tunnel in our basement being moved around by bound earth elementals, and our party Technomancer is incapable of lying to machines that speak in old English, so I really don’t know what you want us to do.
The Haunted Dollhouse~
(I want this so very much)
I WANT THIS. I WANT A 1:6 SCALE VERSION OF THIS. I DON’T NEED A SPARE ROOM, IT CAN JUST BE THIS INSTEAD.
Yessss. I want this.
I also want a Jilli-sized version of it to live in.
There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.
He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing.
Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”.
Hate that horrible silence while you’re working/studying? Perhaps your music is annoying you? Or maybe you just want to relax. Try these to help you fill the silence:
…. PBS ACTUALLY DID THIS. THEY POSTED AN AUTOTUNED BOB ROSS SONG.
Even though I will never understand HOW he can make his brush do amazing things like that… THIS IS STILL STUPIDLY INSPIRATIONAL.
GUYS, I WANNA PAINT SOME HAPPY TREES.
THIS MAY JUST BE MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR NOW
AGREED. THIS IS THE BEST.
Every single time all you artist people have thoughts like, “My art sucks” or “I can’t draw” I want you to listen to this song on repeat until you feel better.
He was wizard of oils.
excellent. ’ we don’t make any mistakes, just happy accidents.’
What an inspirational person.
My face through this whole video was a :D that JUST KEPT GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER
omg my soul