bad-mojo:

fleshcircus:

bad-mojo:

it’s 5:30 in the morning and i just discovered that the conch animal have eyes and it’s fucking glorious

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the fuck do you know

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(via laugh-until-you-drop)

“THERE’S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA AND FUCKING YOUR STEPMOM”

Our druid. Presented without comment. (via outofcontextdnd)

theuppitynegras:

you know what if my tax dollars are paying for this then I demand a turn

(Source: lolgifs.net, via laugh-until-you-drop)

whatiwishicould:

Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right

(via very-best-text-posts)

vinebox:

We all have that one awkward couple at school

(via laugh-until-you-drop)

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

(via laugh-until-you-drop)

My dad when he sees im reading Looking for Alaska


explosivesprinkles:

dad: i dont want to spoil anything but its just a little left of canada

(Source: gaysprinkels, via laugh-until-you-drop)

hazifiy:

disheartens:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one 

i feel this spiritually

(via laugh-until-you-drop)

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

(Source: falcnpunch, via very-best-text-posts)

callino-fucking-way:

jacobtheloofah:

i wanna make a cartoon about a spanish pig who always questions things

it’ll be called por qué pig

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(via samapitongzabala)